June 2013
It’s ok… I’m not excited about my birthday. No one likes me anyway.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
we don’t need to be married. though….
“The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away.”
—Alysia Harris (via piecederesistancee)
I adore this man. His laugh, his stories, his touch, the way he comforts me, the way we love the same weird stuff… how he surprises me everyday. I’m so happy I met him…
i spent all day wondering what the Wii Fit lady reminded me of
and then i fucking remembered
Wii Fit lady is an Earthbender
